Thought if anyone had time and money on their hands (don't click off, don't click off) and was tossing up what vehicle to take to the above Gathering, here is something to solve all 3 problems.
I don't know if I've lost more brain cells than I realised but found its write up on the background to the Haflinger gave me that "I didn't know that" experience
eg CKD Assembly here for the Australian Army. Wonder what the Army did with theirs - haven't noticed them in "Aussie Disposals" shops.
I also have to be mindful that purchasing said above vehicle could prompt a robust exchange (as they say in Parliament) with your dearly beloveds as you park it on the front lawn. I therefore also
feel obligated to tender the following:
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband.
The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked,
"When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some
couldn't remember.
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and
text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
The women were then instructed to exchange phones with
another person, and to read aloud the text message they
received, in response.
Below are 12 replies; some are hilarious.
If you have been married for quite a while....a sign of true love....
who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?
1. Who the hell is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's up with you?
4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean?
6. What the heck did you do now?
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn’t she?