Syncro Surgery

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I pass this one on from Hartmut:

Syncro Surgery

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Syncro when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the MV engine.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine.  I open its heart, take the valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.  So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."

 

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At least mechanics let you keep your service records.



> syncroaustralia <leslieharris@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
>
>
> I pass this one on from Hartmut:
>
> Syncro Surgery
>
> A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Syncro when
> he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
>
> The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a
> question?"
>
> The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the
> MV engine.
>
> The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So
> Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, fix
> 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how
> come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when
> you and I are doing basically the same work?"
>
> The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the
> mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."